"Dear God if you can hear my prayers for help then please respond. I would hate to take you away from your Bacchic ball tournament (I hear your kicking butt by the way) but I need some divine intervention. I need help! I am craving SUGARRRRR (I spell it like it is roaring like a lion because that is how I feel). Last night was tough but you already know that because you see everything I do....so you know how I was pillaging my own kitchen and turning all it's contents upside down looking for some small morsel of sweetness to calm down the lion inside me! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I could eat a horse...if it was made of chocolate with eyes of peppermint patties and a mane of salt water taffy! I need SUGARRRRR!! Someone slap me... AMEN"I tried to tame my inner lion with some coco dusted almonds. FAILED. So I tried some watered down grape juice. FAILED...finally I just had to go to bed in hopes that I wouldn't start gnawing on my poor dog Heidi in our sleep! I mean she is sweet and all...but I wasn't trusting my inner lion all that much...I would hate to lose Heidi in such a sweet disaster! But the good news is that I made it! I guess it's good news that Heidi made it too! I have heard that the day after you have horrible sweet cravings you will have a great weight loss, I shall pray that that too is true!
-Nancy
Congrats on completing your first week on paleo Kim! Hang in there with those sugar cravings. We're all here supporting you :)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! Have i said that already? And way to go! :)
ReplyDeleteRoasted brussel sprouts are delicious! At least I think so.
ReplyDeleteAlso you are hilarious. A hilarious sugar-hungry lion.
I am kind of afraid. That is all.
Oh wait, also, LUCK!
(That is me wishing you luck. Okay, now that is all.)